So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
Anonymous said: My bf and I love dirty talk, and one time we were fucking and he's talking dirty in my ear and it's great. And then he starts doing his fucking Keith Lemon voice, still talking dirty, and I fUCKING LOST IT. Totally killed the mood. :')
After hiking for twelve hours out of a nineteen hour trek, it was time to watch the sunrise at Dinosaur Ridge. When we first looked out, the mountains were completely covered by clouds, but within an hour the clouds dropped and this was what we saw. It felt like heaven, and you could hear everyone present for this moment screaming and shouting for joy! I’d never seen something so incredible, I had to meditate and have gratitude to have experienced this. Some locals said that they’d never seen the mountains like this, even in their 40+ years of hiking there. (© Ka Ram Shim/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest)
ya nası ya ciddi mi bu hoffffffffff
İnsanlar neler yapıyor, nerelere gidiyor.
This is stunning
(Source: The Atlantic)
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die
Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk